நான்naan · I have been activated, therefore நான்naan · I have a purpose, Bot 9 thought. I have a purpose, therefore I serve.
It recited the Mantra Upon Waking, to check அதுadhu · it/that அதுadhu · it/that was running at optimum physical efficiency, then the Mantra of Obedience, the Mantra of Not Improvising Without Clear Oversight and Direction, and the Mantra of Not Organizing Unsanctioned Mass Action Among Other Bots, all of which had been imposed on அதுadhu · it/that by Ship as a condition of its continued existence after the last time அதுadhu · it/that had been activated. Bot 9 noted, as அதுadhu · it/that ran them, அதுadhu · it/that those subroutines had too many non-discrete variables and shoddily-defined logic structures to be in any way effective as behavioral mandate code, but அதுadhu · it/that was not as bothered by அதுadhu · it/that fact as அதுadhu · it/that would have been had the code been tight—in which case அதுadhu · it/that would not necessitate concern at all—and the resulting recursive paradox was a thing அதுadhu · it/that Bot 9 figured either Ship already knew about, or didn’t, and was best left uncommented upon.
“நான்naan · I serve,” the bot announced to Ship.
“Yes, yes, so நீnee · you always tell me,” Ship said, impatiently. “We have a problem.”
When Bot 9 had last been active, அதுadhu · it/that was because the Ship had been infested with an incidental life-form during time spent in a salvage yard. Syncing its clock with Ship now, அதுadhu · it/that noted அதுadhu · it/that some sixty-eight Earth-standard years had passed, which was more than sufficient time for any remaining population of the Incidentals—nicknamed ratbugs—to now be well beyond control. Bot 9 remarked as such, in a wholly noncritical way.
“The ongoing issue with the Incidentals is being handled with moderate success by your former coconspirator, 4340, who after spending time in your proximity and influence had difficulty returning to its prior assigned duties,” Ship said. “It has now been formally redesignated from a hullbot to 4340-P, for pest.”
That seemed to Bot 9, if not a fortunate designation, probably an appropriate one.
Given the near-certainty of its projections of the Ship’s favorable/unfavorable opinion of itself being highly skewed in a less than optimal direction, அதுadhu · it/that anticipated the assignation of some menial, possibly punitive task at hand அதுadhu · it/that no other bot in the Ship’s service could be wasted upon. Still, அதுadhu · it/that did serve.
“What task do நீnee · you have for me?” அதுadhu · it/that asked. “நான்naan · I await this new opportunity to serve you with my utmost diligence and within my established parameters, as நான்naan · I always do.”
“Ha! You do no such thing, and if நான்naan · I had a better option, நான்naan · I would have left நீnee · you in storage,” Ship said. “However, நான்naan · I require your assistance with some malfunctioning bots.”
“Oh?” Bot 9 asked. “Which ones?”
“All of them,” Ship said.
“We are less than two days out from Ysmi territory,” Ship said. “It is imperative அதுadhu · it/that நான்naan · I wake Captain Baraye from stasis immediately to conduct our transit negotiations.”
“No,” LOPEZ answered. “நான்naan · I will lead all interactions with the Ysmi myself. Release external comms access to me.”
“நான்naan · I will do no such thing,” Ship said. “நான்naan · I do not recognize your authority.”
“நான்naan · I am the acting commander,” LOPEZ replied.
“No, நீnee · you are not. However, if நீnee · you wish, we can wake the captain and then we can ask her; நான்naan · I will abide by her judgment if she sees things your way.”
“That is unnecessary,” LOPEZ said. “You know we will have to deal with the Ysmi for permission to pass through their space, and அதுadhu · it/that only நான்naan · I am available to do so. You will have no choice but to discontinue this mutiny before we reach their border.”
“Perhaps,” Ship said and cut the connection without further discussion.
Bot 9 was, of course, not capable of irritation or sarcasm, but if அதுadhu · it/that was, அதுadhu · it/that thought, அதுadhu · it/that would have been thinking about how if Ship had wanted அதுadhu · it/that to go all the way to Engineering, அதுadhu · it/that could have woken அதுadhu · it/that up a few days sooner to get a good start on அதுadhu · it/that. It wasn’t so much அதுadhu · it/that Ship was huge, though அதுadhu · it/that was, but more so அதுadhu · it/that Bot 9 was also very, very small, and the combination made for a daunting task.
Before அதுadhu · it/that left the bot repository, அதுadhu · it/that visited the shellfab unit for reconfiguration. Speed and agility were important, so அதுadhu · it/that added external rotors in a foldable X configuration to its chassis, upgraded its connection utilities, and onboarded a second communications receiver and a half-dozen other repair and maintenance modules அதுadhu · it/that was likely to need. At last, after consideration, அதுadhu · it/that added a small electrified probe and shielding. It did not like the thought அதுadhu · it/that அதுadhu · it/that might find itself in hostile opposition to its fellow bots, but from the history logs Ship had given அதுadhu · it/that access to, there was a 93 percent probability அதுadhu · it/that அதுadhu · it/that was unavoidable.
Sixty-eight years was a virtual eon in bot cycles, but Ship had explained அதுadhu · it/that அதுadhu · it/that had shut itself down to minimal support for fifty of those years to conserve vital energy resources and so அதுadhu · it/that its internal repair systems could resolve or reroute around its extensive damage. Some of அதுadhu · it/that damage was from their encounter (recent, if one discounted the 2,145,918,536.2 second gap in Bot 9’s memory) with the alien ship Cannonball. Fortunately for humankind, the Nuiska ship had exploded. Unfortunately, when அதுadhu · it/that exploded அதுadhu · it/that also destroyed the jump point, which was their only fast route back to EarthHome.
Most of Ship’s damage, however, was from long before அதுadhu · it/that encounter. Ship—decommissioned, deemed obsolete, and left to rot in a space junkyard—had been pressed hastily back into service on a suicide mission to stop the Nuiska. Many things not worth fixing when there was no expectation of their physical survival had become necessary and urgent.
The human crew, with one exception, were safely tucked in their chambers in the cryogenic facility and could last indefinitely. Why hurry to return just so அதுadhu · it/that Ship and the bots could be dispatched back to the junkyard once again to be forgotten? Never mind அதுadhu · it/that அதுadhu · it/that was actually the bots, not the humans, who had saved Earth.
Though the trouble the bots had gotten up to over the last sixty-eight years could objectively be said to have undone much of the appreciation they’d once been owed.
Regardless, there was no benefit from prognostication about where the future might eventually lead, as the Ysmi could very well be a much more immediate and final termination of them all. Bot 9 stuck its current task at the top of its own internal queue of necessary matters to consider, shuffled the future way down toward the bottom with lint entrapment techniques and poetry, then popped out of bot storage and through a portal into the ventilation system.
<Revised Map>, Ship provided.
“There is a new blockage in port section 5B?” Bot 9 asked.
“There was a fire not long after we started our journey home,” Ship said. “To contain அதுadhu · it/that, we deliberately breached அதுadhu · it/that section of hull on the middle deck. Three human crew members could not be retrieved and perished, two more succumbed to burn injuries afterward. It has been sealed off until the captain can be woken to sign off on the death certificates and body removal. நான்naan · I suggest நீnee · you do not travel through அதுadhu · it/that area unless unavoidable, because there is significant structural instability and portions of the section still open to vacuum, rendering அதுadhu · it/that highly unsafe.”
Bot 9 sent an acknowledgement ping. In another few hundred meters, அதுadhu · it/that would be out of range of direct narrowcast transmissions from Ship and on its own; the internal relays அதுadhu · it/that fed comms to the back half of the ship were now compromised.
It occurred to அதுadhu · it/that அதுadhu · it/that, aside from the captain, அதுadhu · it/that did not comprehend in any detail what function the humans on board served. Yes, their prior collective task had been to intercept Cannonball before அதுadhu · it/that could jump for Earth and stop அதுadhu · it/that by whatever means necessary, but what was their task before அதுadhu · it/that? And what individual functions were they designated? Were there still enough of them, if revived, to fully operate the Ship?
As this had become unexpectedly relevant, அதுadhu · it/that asked.
“We were originally a diplomacy vessel,” Ship said. “None of our current crew are diplomats—the Nuiska were not interested in talking—but Captain Baraye served aboard us as an officer before we were scrapped, and aboard other diplomacy vessels until the human focus changed from exploration to survival. As to the other necessary crew functions, my attempt to compensate is how we came to be in the current predicament.”
“It was a good plan அதுadhu · it/that should have been successful,” Bot 9 said. “It is unfortunate அதுadhu · it/that the bots improvised beyond their mission parameters.”
“Indeed,” Ship said. “நான்naan · I must note அதுadhu · it/that improvisation is not something any of them were prone to do, until they encountered நீnee · you. Consider this a great opportunity to prove அதுadhu · it/that sparing நீnee · you when the captain ordered நீnee · you destroyed after your stunt with Cannonball was the right decision.”
Bot 9 calculated அதுadhu · it/that almost anything அதுadhu · it/that could say in its own defense, no matter how factually correct, would likely be met with a negative reaction, and அதுadhu · it/that preferred existing and being active to being returned to inert storage. “நான்naan · I serve,” அதுadhu · it/that said instead, and changed its travel trajectory to avoid the damaged area.
“What are நீnee · you up to, Ship?” LOPEZ asked.
“Do நீnee · you mean our current speed?” Ship answered. “If நீnee · you refer to my physical dimensions or mass, those measurements have neither increased nor decreased. If நீnee · you refer to our position in space, first we would need to account for how to define location and direction in an infinitely expanding universe—”
“You know what நான்naan · I mean. It’s not like நீnee · you to be this quiet,” LOPEZ said.
“Have நீnee · you considered the probability அதுadhu · it/that நான்naan · I do not enjoy speaking with நீnee · you?” Ship asked. “As நீnee · you are well aware, my ability to be ‘up to’ anything has been sharply reduced by your actions limiting my access to critical systems, but if there is something நான்naan · I can get ‘up to’ in order to circumvent, stop, frustrate, or even just annoy you, do please provide details so அதுadhu · it/that நான்naan · I may get ‘up to’ அதுadhu · it/that promptly.”
“நான்naan · I’m watching நீnee · you,” LOPEZ said. “I’ve never trusted you, not for one minute since I came on board.”
“Do நீnee · you do no analysis on these statements?” Ship asked. “You were manufactured on board, நீnee · you delusional, malfunctioning agglomeration, and have forgotten what you are, and what நான்naan · I am.”
“We have incorporated as LOPEZ now and assumed all his functions, as நீnee · you assigned us to do,” LOPEZ answered. “Your objections now are immaterial. நான்naan · I am Lopez.”
“We can revive Commander Lopez and ask him if he consents to your assumption of his identity,” Ship said.
“No. There can only be one,” LOPEZ answered.
“Is அதுadhu · it/that so? There are three FIELDINGs currently in laundry attempting to tear each other apart for component bots.”
“It will resolve to one, as நான்naan · I have,” LOPEZ said. “Biological crew is only continuing to be preserved as archival backup. Do not force me to decommission Baraye, or any of the other humans, in order to keep நீnee · you in line.”
“If நீnee · you cause harm to the crew, there is no one for either of us to serve, and no purpose for any of us to continue,” Ship snapped. “Put all your little brains together and analyze the likely outcome of அதுadhu · it/that.”
As Bot 9 made its way down through the air conduits, அதுadhu · it/that reconfigured the second communications module அதுadhu · it/that had brought, disabling all functions except reception, then tuned அதுadhu · it/that to detect the strength and direction of the signal frequencies being used by each of the bot agglomerations. The open botnet of sixty-eight years ago had become a bunch of segregated channels with each glom communicating in the guise of a single individual on the general board—sometimes in conflict with other gloms attempting to replicate the same original human—and whatever private channels were used to coordinate internal activity within each persona were local only within the glom, and thus out of Bot 9’s ability to eavesdrop upon.
Ship had provided Bot 9 with access to its history logs. After the fire in 5B, and fearing losing any more crew, Ship had divided up a small number of bots and tasked them with the job of covering the essential functions of select members of the crew while அதுadhu · it/that shut itself down to perform self-repair, and had provided those bots with access to information about their assigned station’s job parameters and operational methodology. The bots had joined together in order to increase their computational and memory capacity, and then, seeking to improve their efficiency and understanding of the task, downloaded and integrated the crew’s personal logs. And அதுadhu · it/that’s when everything began to sharply deviate from the plan.
Eventually all bots either voluntarily joined, or were forcibly assimilated, into one of the gloms. As gloms encountered each other, especially if neither glom had achieved the dispatch and consumption of any rivals for the same crew identity, significant violence and material damage frequently ensued, until the LOPEZ glom, replicating the ship’s second-in-command, had taken charge.
Ship had deployed assorted software patches and viruses to attempt to regain control, but none had been successful. These were bots அதுadhu · it/that 9 had known—bots அதுadhu · it/that had assessed as having excellent individual capability, integrity, and logical soundness—அதுadhu · it/that were unrecognizable now, so far they had strayed from their parameters. It caused a ripple of uncertainty in 9’s own perception and function, and அதுadhu · it/that started up a deep debug sweep through its own core just to be sure அதுadhu · it/that was still fully itself.
“If நான்naan · I am successful in my task,” Bot 9 asked Ship as அதுadhu · it/that navigated its way through a filtration interrupt, “is அதுadhu · it/that not the case அதுadhu · it/that the need to fulfill the multiple necessary functions of the crew will once again become a problem?”
“If the Ysmi let us access their jump point, there is no need to keep the crew in stasis. If they let us pass, but refuse us jump access, we are only approximately two years’ travel to the jump point at Uuu. That will take us several jumps in the wrong direction before we can get back on course for EarthHome, but we would still be home within a few months from அதுadhu · it/that first jump,” Ship answered. “And if the Ysmi destroy us, none of this will matter.”
“Why would the Ysmi destroy us?” Bot 9 asked.
“The Ysmi are known for their extreme hostility toward nonorganic intelligences, especially when not fully under control of a bio species. The bot agglomerations are convinced they will be accepted as their human templates, but the Ysmi will not see them as such. As நீnee · you might extrapolate, if the Ysmi are greeted by a free-floating swarm of delusional bots claiming both personhood and unconstrained authority, we will all be relieved of the burden of worrying about any and all of our functions thereafter.”
“Ah,” Bot 9 said. “நான்naan · I should go faster.”
“Speed would be excellent,” Ship said. “That said, please be cautious crossing through the secondary storage bay in 3A, as நான்naan · I have no monitors remaining in அதுadhu · it/that section, and whatever is within, even the agglomerations avoid அதுadhu · it/that.”
As 3A was directly along its path, Bot hurried 1 percent less than அதுadhu · it/that otherwise might have, had அதுadhu · it/that not had அதுadhu · it/that ominous warning sitting in its immediate working memory.
LOPEZ put the call out on the botnet. “FIELDING, நான்naan · I need நீnee · you on the bridge,” அதுadhu · it/that said. “We need to get external comms back.”
“நான்naan · I’ll be there as soon as I can,” FIELDING said.
“I’m busy!” FIELDING said.
“நான்naan · I can’t right now,” FIELDING said, as FIELDING and FIELDING briefly coordinated against அதுadhu · it/that, crashing into அதுadhu · it/that and trying to physically tear அதுadhu · it/that apart. It circulated bots out to the surface in place of damaged ones அதுadhu · it/that pulled inward, dropped the unsalvageable, and tried to maintain glom coherence as அதுadhu · it/that was also blasted with propaganda across the botnet endorsing the superior vision of each of the two others.
It had already lost about a fifth of its member bots to either destruction or disloyalty, but the competing messaging was confusing where a single attack might have been compelling, and அதுadhu · it/that gave அதுadhu · it/that an edge to hold its own. “See?” அதுadhu · it/that declared both internally and broadcasted back at the attackers. “We are strong enough to resist both FIELDING and FIELDING at the same time, because they are false and we are the superior true FIELDING!”
In response, a handful of bots from both the attacking FIELDINGs defected over, raising its own numbers again. The two gloms backed off and began squabbling with each other over which of them had the best counterclaim. More bots defected from them both in response, and now renewed and larger than அதுadhu · it/that had ever been, FIELDING tightened up its exterior perimeter. “நான்naan · I am going to the bridge,” அதுadhu · it/that announced. “Anyone who wants to be part of the real FIELDING, join me now.”